Hello I am Half\Human and I want to tell you the story of how I accidentally catfished a catfish.
An associate of mine wanted to get online to find a girlfriend. So he tells me “I’m gonna write something like,’ ho..I want you on my team, I’m all about havin many hoes and not just one. So if you wanna write me then find me at….”
So I say to him,” man yo dont want to do that. You know that I’m the writer of the book Chasing Casey which sells worldwide, let me write your intro letter for you.”
So he loves that idea and so I write a very educated intro for him thinking to myself that I’m just helping a friend.
Well the next thing I know he’s getting responses from all over the world, which doesn’t bother me.. I mean.. I’m happy for him until…
So he gets this letter from an absolute bombshell from India.
So he tells me,” I’m gonna tell her ‘ho, you belong to me and you’re gonna be the first one in my harem.”
So he asks if that sounds good, and I say “no way man, this girl is respectable. So of course he has me write the response for him. Now I’ve lived in 9 countries and so I know a bit about India. So I respond using that awareness.
The next thing I know she sends him a picture and is sayin how much she likes the way he writes and is so intellectual.Ok so now I’m a bit jealous. So I tell him,” hey if she stops writin for some reason, let me get her address so I can write. He says ” well this girl loves me so I doubt it.”
So a week goes by and he gets another letter from her and tells me he’s going to write to her and tell her…” I’ve been folling you on twitter and facebook and I did a background check on you and you know what? I love you and I think you’ll never get out of my site cuz we’re made for each other.’
So he asks if I like the letter and I smile and say” yeah that sounds perfect. Send it!”
Next thing ya know, he’s all deppressed sayin that she stopped writing and he has no idea why. So I say well, let me get the address if she’s not writin.
I guess I kinda felt guilty for leading her on cuz it was not my intent and I intended to apologize. But as you might have guessed it, it turned out not to be the real girl at all. It turns out she was catfishing him because he seemed like a ” proffessional type” who might be a benificial friend.
So that the story of how I catfished a catfish. Got what I had comin huh?
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